Geographic Bachelor

tomatomagica:

shitmygaywifesays:

shitmygaywifesays:

I want to tell y’all a story about supporting and loving your partner, starring my amazing wife.

I’ve mentioned before that I had an eating disorder for many years, and though I consider myself “recovered” there are aspects of my disorder that I still struggle with today — being quite a bit heavier than my wife is one of them.

When my wife and I moved in together back when we were still girlfriends, I was at my skinniest. She used to pick me up all the time and lift me off the ground, and I’d laugh and kick out my legs ‘cause I was just delighted to have her holding me.

But I started gaining weight as I went through recovery, and where once we were pretty close in size, I began to get bigger. And bigger. And bigger. And she remained her naturally petite self. I began to almost dread when she’d try to pick me up, sure that this time she wouldn’t be able to get me off the ground.

But every time, even if I protested, she’d lift me up and say something like: “See, you’re not so big that I can’t lift you!”

And one time I just blurted out: “But someday I’m going to be so fat you won’t be able to.”

She looked me dead in the eye and said: “No you won’t. Because if that ever happens, I’ll start working out.”

It was the best possible thing she could have said to me, because she wasn’t saying I wasn’t going to get fat — neither of us knew that for sure. She was just saying that I was never going to be “too fat” for her.

And every time I worry about getting bigger, I remember that I’ll never be so big that she can’t lift me, because baby knows how much I love being held, and she’ll change her own habits to ensure that I never feel “too big” or “too heavy” because in her eyes I’ll never be “too” anything.

Anyway, there’s a moral to this story: Find yourself a partner who will never consider you an excess. You should never be “too much” to someone who loves you — too big, too loud, too passionate, too awkward, whatever your “too” happens to be. And even as you change and grow (in my case, literally), the right person will be there through the changes, to tell you that you’re always just right for them.

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My strongwoman, the wind beneath my wings, the arms under my ass.   😍😍 😍

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genalovestoons:
“ bogleech:
“ stuff-and-shenanigans:
“I LOVE THEM
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I still haven’t seen any of the spongebob musical but karen looks great and I like the definitely deliberate irony of plankton’s actor being the tallest one in the show from what...

genalovestoons:

bogleech:

stuff-and-shenanigans:

I LOVE THEM

I still haven’t seen any of the spongebob musical but karen looks great and I like the definitely deliberate irony of plankton’s actor being the tallest one in the show from what I’ve seen

My favorite part of that is how the show still treats him like he’s really small. Like he’ll be ignored by the rest of the cast until he says “DOWN HERE”

peanutworm:

thewildonion:

chiefmilesobrien:

peanutworm:

You, an intellectual: 9+7=16

Me, with ADHD: if you take 1 from 9 and give it to 7 thats 8+8 and 8x2 is 16

Someone, usually a Teacher: NOT LIKE THAT YOU HEATHEN

This is literally how I would have done it

9 is a hungry bitch and takes one from 7, making it 10+6=16

VALID

nauibyeolbit:

thegannoncannon:

thegannoncannon:

yall im fucking wheezing look at th fucking texts my friend got from this dude

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@lesbianzilla

zootid:
“ 80HD
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zootid:

80HD

this is so sad alexa play mr brightside

dykeluvr:

i want a girl to ………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… hold me

unregistered-hypercam2:

dwergaz:

i’m just a regular person on the internet with a pornography obsession so significant that it is impossible even for strangers not to notice. however, i’m normal. don’t mind the orgasming cartoon woman i have as my profile pic – it’s just her head so it is OK. let’s talk about something normal, i expect you to be able to ignore all this

it takes a special level of shamelessness to reblog something like this and write “me tho lol” in the tags. it is beyond reason to do what’s highlighted in the above post but it absolutely takes a whole, entire step beyond that to self-identify with content that is directly, unabashedly making fun of you

flyingbatteries:

i’m losing my mind 

blackademics:

off the shits no jutsu

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